MTV Movie Awards

Sarah Silverman hosts this year's MTV Movie Awards. It's at 8 pm tonight, June 3rd. Here are my personal picks:

• Best Movie: Little Miss Sunshine


• Best Villain: Meryl Streep in "The Devil Wears Prada" or Rodrigo Santora as Xerxes in "300". Both queens.


• Best Performance: Gerard Butler in "300"---as MTV says, for having "the most insanely ripped performance of the year". If only eight-pack abs could talk.


• Breakthrough Performance: Abigail Breslin in "Little Miss Sunshine". I will always think of her now when I hear "Superfreak".


• Best Comedic Performance: the scene-stealing Emily Blunt in "The Devil Wears Prada".


• Best Fight: Hands down, Sacha Baron Cohen vs. Ken Davitian in "Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan". So disturbing and cringe-worthy but you can't look away.


• Best Summer Movie you haven't seen yet: This was a tough one for me because I love The Simpsons and Harry Potter. Maybe I'll go with "Evan Almighty" just for Steve Carrell.

I didn't see any of the nominees for Best Kiss so I abstain. Do check out the hilarious nominees for Best Movie Spoof.