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George R.R. Martin's Revenge

Here's the original song by  Paul and Storm telling George R. R. Martin to write his books faster.



And then back in 2009, a fan asked Neil Gaiman if Martin owes it to his fans to write faster. Here's his awesome reply:

Look, this may not be palatable, Gareth, and I keep trying to come up with a better way to put it, but the simplicity of things, at least from my perspective is this:
George R.R. Martin is not your bitch.
This is a useful thing to know, perhaps a useful thing to point out when you find yourself thinking that possibly George is, indeed, your bitch, and should be out there typing what you want to read right now.
People are not machines. Writers and artists aren’t machines.

So finally, Martin gets his revenge at this year's Comic Con: